Federica Flemmington attempted to poison Phil Flemmington at the restaurant using stolen rat poison from the pantry. Phil had to get his stomach pumped, Drake Flemmington had to pay off the cops to keep Amira out of jail, and Terry Terminator received official instructions that no one is allowed to pass through the double doors unless they are Flemmington Fancy Feast staff only: Drake Flemmington, Clem Flemmington, Tess Tickler, and Molly Oswald.

You may be asked to say: 

“Yes, I’ll say it now loud and proud once and for all Dick, I am your father. I, Anderson Andaughter, am the father (or mother) of Dick. It’s been so bittersweet to watch you grow my lil Dickie.”