Clue #1:

A dark secret has been eating you up inside… Tess Tickler is not your real name. You had to come up with a fake name when you were applying for jobs in New Jersey. If any potential employers looked up your real name (Jenna Roll- Anxiety) they might read about your five years in prison for theft and grand larceny at your last fine dining job in Florida. You were just trying to get out of your trailer park and into a permanent home! Unfortunately, the restaurant guest you stole from in Florida was a Miami Vice Police Commissioner, and you got the maximum sentence. One person who knows plenty about theft is Fozzi Schlongbourne. They have been stealing nice China and silverware at Fancy Flemmington Feast for years, but Fozzi's patronage is good for the restaurant’s image.